You suck majorly. I am feeling the best I have felt in the past couple of weeks, which I’m not going to complain about. Monday is just a day that no one really cares for anyway. It’s like.. “oh god, here comes ______” or “root canals are fun…” or something. Monday. Why do we hate you? Is it because you ruin our weekend by popping back up? Is it because we know we have to endure another week starting with you in order to get more sleep, have fun, party, and just kick it?? Monday, you sure have a bad rep. Maybe think about becoming Tuesday instead. Oh wait. Tuesday is the new Monday. HAPPY MON/TUES EVERYONE. Let’s party.